Author: Prickle Forrest Chronicles by Chrissy Hartmann

  • Prickle Forrest Chronicles October 2021

    PRICKLE FORREST CHRONICLES

    By Chrissy Hartmann

    October 2021

    Its fall! But don’t let the cooler weather of October keep you from enjoying life. Throw on a jacket and grab a hot drink. The autumn colors are truly a gift from God. No one else can paint like he. Enjoy the bursting colors of red, gold, orange, and brown. Count the pumpkins on front porches. Wave at the scarecrows standing guard. Pause for that black cat who might travel across your path. And revel in the costumes the kids wear. For only a month away, the temperatures will dip to a wool blanket setting at night and your hot cup of cider might turn into something stronger. Enjoy the time now and especially enjoy the time reading a spooky novel where it makes the hair on your neck stand up and your breath catch in your throat. And one last thing… Rescuing Whiskey’s Salvation is coming soon!

    Happy Halloween!

    THE TOP FIVE

    1. Fall colors. Red, green, gold, brown, orange. Beautiful!

    2. Pumpkin coffee cream. Fabulous!

    3. Monoclonal antibody therapy treatments. Lifesaver!

    4. Decorated pumpkins. Boo!

    5. Online shopping and store pickup. Hallelujah!

    WIP IT… WIP IT GOOD…

    Okay so last month with the help of the Wayne Novelist Guild had the novel all ready to go to KDP, then…. COVID struck the house. Down for at least two weeks, all of us. When surfaced, the file to send in the novel couldn’t be located. Had to start over. Ugh! Torture. Pure torture. But did create a new blank template for future books and now just need to do is plug in the text and it’s good to be printed. Woohoo! New release date is set for November 11th just for some extra cushion, need to send for a proof. Worked on the website too. Should be up soon, real soon Lori Soard at PromoWarriors is awesome!. Looks great too. Getting the graphic artist in the family to help out with pics. Check him out at Rye Designs. Custom-made pics for the background of the website. The tiredness sets in early each night, so not getting a whole lot done each day, but baby steps are working out for the time being. Hope to have it up and running by launch of the book which is November 11th. Keep the fingers crossed!

    QUERYING…

    Not doing it right now unless maybe for a short story. Will consider it for next series. Now that the template made for KDP, not sure if querying will ever happen again. But learned never to say never. LOL.

    THE CRAFT

    This month’s writing tip…

    Don’t work yourself to a frazzled bone. Exercise, get plenty of sleep, drink lots of water, eat right, and take vitamins. Thank goodness for the vitamins; otherwise, might be in the hospital right now. Vitamin D3, vitamin C, zinc, selenium, quercetin, magnesium, and grape seed extract. Plus a baby aspirin to help out. This cocktail works wonders!

    THE HOLIDAYS:

    If there were any other than Halloween this October, then not celebrated here as most of the time spent in bed. Did start to feel better probably a week after the confirmation of CV-19 on Thursday, October 7th. Would have celebrated monoclonal antibody therapy day on the 8th, but don’t think it’s a national holiday yet. And anyways, could hardly sit up in a wheelchair to give it its proper due. Did manage to give out a happy “Woot woot” when saltine crackers could be choked down with some water and there were no repercussions from doing so. First solid food in about two weeks. Once the energy started to come back, it enabled a shopping trip via online Instacart and Wal-Mart for groceries and Halloween store and Amazon to get this year’s Halloween costume pieced together. Eighty bucks later, flicked and tapped in an order for the finishing touches to the Cat in the Hat costume. Plus let’s not forget the accessories for Thing 1 and 2. Backup will be last year’s costume, Waldo’s girlfriend Wendla. Hopefully it won’t snow. Sometimes feels like it’s going to. Don’t want to forget the night out in costume to celebrate our 23rd anniversary walking around downtown Woo for their Halloween crawl. Fun, but maybe next year won’t be so tired. Now to pick out the candy for trick-or-treaters. Fun! Fun!

    THE BOOKSHELF:

    No books this month. No energy to listen or read for long periods of time so listened to podcasts instead, which are…

    1. X22 Report

    2. On the Fringe by Dan Radio Style.

    3. Writing Excuses –

    4. The Editing Podcast

    5. The Dan Bongino Show

    SEASONAL FAVORITES:

    SEASON: Fall! Best. Time. Of. The. Year. Ever!

    SPORTS: Football – Go Brownies! Go Buckeyes! O! H! I! O!

    COLOR: Dark brown with any accentuating fall color. Beautiful! Just beautiful!

    CAUSE: The Seeing Eye Woof! Woof!

    SONG: Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden. Strike up the band!

    FOOD: Pumpkin roll. To die for!

    HOT DRINK: Apple cider with a shot of Minglewood cinnamon whiskey. O heavens, yes!

    FLOWER: Yellow, orange, and white daisies and red and yellow roses…better yet…all of them!

    DID YOU KNOW…

    Dexcom G6 is a fabulous continuous glucose monitor. No more finger pricks. This is almost like having the pancreas working on its own again. Provides a lot of freedom. One quick look at the iPhone app to see the blood sugar and you’re good to go. And if you want to dress your CGM up why not try an overlay patch from Expression Med? Lots of great designs. Puppy paws, flowers, flags, shamrocks, etc. Check them out with the link below and get $5 off your firsts order. Hopefully you’ll love them too.

    PRICKLERS OF THE MONTH…

    • COVID-19. Rona. CV-19. Woohan virus. China flu. Whatever you want to call it, that’s it.

    • Hospitals and doctors who tell you to go home with your CV-19 symptoms and then say come back when your worse. Why, so you can finish them off with a ventilator and remdecivir?

    • Pharmacies who won’t fill your script for Ivermectin, HCQ, or budescinide respules.

    • Postponing anniversary celebration.

    • Inaccessible software. Hint! Hint! KDP and your Kindle Create.

    THEY SAID…

    “They may take our lives, but not our freedom.”

    —Braveheart

    HOMETOWN UPDATE…

    • Mask wearing still in effect at most doctor offices and hospital. Apparently, they don’t follow the science. Wooster Community Hospital, Wooster ENT, Milltown Family Practice

    • Stand-alone Subway rumored to be going in at corner of Cleveland Road and Winkler Drive. And yes, it will have a drive-thru. Woohoo!

    • Some kind of crazy land transfer by an out of town developer wanted to take over the land donated by the Noble Foundation to the Wooster City Schools to rezone and put in a nursing home and low-income housing. Noble Foundation says not going to happen. Land donated strictly for educational use only. Yay!

    • Edgewood Neighborhood doing their trick-or-treat Sunday, October 31st 6-8 pm. Hopefully won’t be too cold. Thinking about passing out large candy bars to treat the kids this year.

    • Wooster City Schools and Wayne County Schools Career Center dropping mask mandate and going to parents’ option. Finally!

    INQUISITIVE MINDS…

    The Muses want to know… Do you prefer…

    Snack-size candy bars or the regular-store size for trick or treat?

    Please leave your comment below. Thanks!

    GOOSING OFF…

    Goosie & Gander

    Everyone in the house had CV-19. Yes, even the geese. But after a few day bundled into their nest, they felt better and hit different neighborhoods for some Halloween celebrating. Pumpkins, lions, scarecrows, bats, and a black kitty to name a few. Happy Halloween!🎃

    FIND ME…

    Author Website

    www.chrissyhartmann.com

    Amazon Author Page

    wwww.amazon.com/author/chrissyhartmann

    Instagram

    www.instagram.com/invites/contact/?i=76xshzf27zvm&utm_content=onynr0

    Facebook

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    WordPress

    www.prickleforrestchronicles.wordpress.com

    Twitter

    http://www.twitter.com/usawriter355/

    WEBSITES:

    PromoWarriors

    www.promowarriors.com

    Dexcom G6 CGM (Continuous glucose monitor)

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    Goose Outfits by Terri Fredericks

    https://www.facebook.com/gooseoutfitsbyterri

    Goose Dresses and Shirts by Kathy and Kasey Krafts

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  • Prickle Forrest Chronicles September 2021

    PRICKLE FORREST CHRONICLES

    By Chrissy Hartmann

    September 2021

    “We went to the animal fair. The birds and the bees were there. The big baboon by the light of the moon was combing his auburn hair. You should have seen the monk. He sat on the elephants trunk. The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees, so what became of the monk? The monk?”

    Didn’t you love that? Used to sing it all the time growing up when fair time neared and yes, it’s almost time for the fair. Can’t wait to enjoy the fair fries, pumpkin funnel cakes, Lerch’s doughnuts, and steak on a stick. Oh boy! Plus got to get my fill of some real sheep. It’s too bad the fair rolls into town for a week. Not enough time to eat to my heart’s content. Hopefully mother nature will be good to the fair goers and not rain any days out. Don’t mind throwing on some boots, jeans, and a hoody though. The cooler the weather, the better. Taking notes this year. Will have to incorporate a fair into one of the novels. Hmm? A circus is like a fair, right? Maybe my Banzoff clowns in book 2 will have it up in running? Or maybe will just look for a book to read set at one. But whatever, September should be fun!

    THE TOP FIVE

    1. Pumpkin fair funnel cakes loaded with pumpkin cream cheese. Oh boy!

    2. The tractor pull.

    3. Football is in full swing. Go Browns! Go Buckeyes!

    4. Pumpkin season is officially here.

    5. Hoodies, jeans, and boots.

    WIP IT… WIP IT GOOD…

    After much ado and the fantastic help by author Max Willi Fischer and author Darrell Newton, finally managed to get Rescuing Whiskey’s Salvation ready to publish. Woohoo! Book cover created by Angelica Hagman. Shooting for October 1st to get it out on Kindle, then Google, Apple, Barns and Noble, etc. Found website designer who specializes in author websites. PromoWarriors now scheduled to start soon on the website. Hope to have it up and running by the end of October if not before. Book 2, the sequel is waiting in the wings for NaNoWriMo. Would like to work on it sooner, but must finish gathering stuff for the website. Can’t wait, it’s all coming together. Woohoo! Woohoo!

    QUERYING…

    Not even thinking about this right now. Maybe will try querying all my short stories. After all, two of them have won contests. Must mean something. Right?

    THE CRAFT

    This month’s writing tip…

    Find yourself a group of writers who have the same goal as you do.. To get published!

    This way you can all push yourselves to reach that goal. And share all pertinent info with your new group of friends with regards to the writing craft and publishing. Not everyone finds the same info. You’ll never know what may and may not be useful until you share.

    THE HOLIDAYS:

    Not many this month. Worked Labor Day unfortunately. Curious though, does the week of the fair count as one? How about the first harvest of pumpkins? Would love it if either became national holidays. Definitely would celebrate the pumpkin one. But maybe October is for pumpkins? It’s possible the dreaming of pumpkin funnel cake has lured the brain to all the pumpkins. Hmm? Do want to give out a big shout out to Dad. A birthday at the age of 82 is something to celebrate!

    THE BOOKSHELF:

    1. Bad Blood by Marilyn Todd

    2. How To Write Clean Yet Scintillating Romance by Mary Gray

    3. How To Outline A Cozy Mystery by Sara Rosett

    SEASONAL FAVORITES:

    SEASON: Fall. Woohoo! It’s finally here!

    SPORTS: Love football. But not in favor of jabs to play.

    COLOR: Dark Brown, orange, gold, and red. Fall colors of course!

    CAUSE: The Seeing Eye Ruff! Ruff!

    SONG: Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden Love it! Never gets old.

    FOOD: Pumpkin funnel cake with cream cheese icing. Yummy!

    HOT DRINK: Apple caramel latte. Yeah baby!

    FLOWER: Daisies and roses…better yet…both!

    DID YOU KNOW…

    Dexcom G6 is a fabulous continuous glucose monitor. No more finger pricks. This is almost like having the pancreas working on its own again. Provides a lot of freedom. One quick look at the iPhone app to see the blood sugar and you’re good to go. And if you want to dress your CGM up why not try an overlay patch from Expression Med?

    Lots of great designs. Puppy paws, flowers, flags, shamrocks, etc. Check them out with the link below and get $5 off your firsts order. Hopefully you’ll love them too.

    PRICKLERS OF THE MONTH…

    • Schools being wishy washy on masks.

    • Media lies.

    • Lazy people who collect unemployment.

    • People who won’t follow the science.

    • Data manipulators.

    THEY SAID…

    Silence is not always a sign of wisdom, but babbling is ever a folly.

    — Benjamin Franklin

    HOMETOWN UPDATE…

    • Wayne County Schools Career Center buckled. Masks required by all students and staff.

    • Ace Hardware taking over the Everything Rubbermaid store.

    • Downtown Woo talking about a Halloween bar crawl.

    • Wayne County Fair opening to the public and no mask required.

    INQUISITIVE MINDS…

    The Muses want to know… Do you prefer

    White pages with black print or cream pages with black print?

    Please leave your comment below. Thanks!

    GOOSING OFF…

    Goosie & Gander

    Our fowl friends celebrated the month with a trip to the fair and earning a blue ribbon. They also celebrated with a couple of football games. They ended the month with a night at homecoming. I believe the theme was A Night In Paris. Oo La-La!

    FIND ME…

    Twitter: Chrissy Hartmann @USAWriter355

    Facebook:

    https://www.facebook.com/USAWriter355

    WEBSITES:

    PromoWarriors

    www.promowarriors.com

    Dexcom G6 CGM (Continuous glucose monitor)

    https://dexcom.com/g6

    Goose Outfits by Terri Fredericks

    https://www.facebook.com/gooseoutfitsbyterri

    Goose Dresses and Shirts by Kathy and Kasey Krafts

    www.kathyandkaseykrafts.etsy.com

    The Seeing Eye

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    Expression Med $5 off Coupon for patches

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  • Available now for your digital bookshelf… Rescuing Whiskey’s Salvation

    RESCUING WHISKEY’S SALVATION
    What could possibly bring a cosmetic heiress and a land developing cowboy together, yet at the same time… Maybe destroy them? A “dead”uncle? A closed down shelter? Maybe an unruly troupe of clowns? Or all three? Only one way to find out… Rescuing Whiskey’s Salvation http://www.chrissyhartmann.com #Amazon
    (Preorder – RESCUING WHISKEY’S SALVATION – (digital format) https://www.amazon.com/gp/r.html?C=2Z24ENUUAEWUK&K=VWBIYBOL6NL6&M=urn:rtn:msg:20211104043219d8b16ce9e09

    Paperback and digital editions available November 11th. Enjoy!

  • Prickle Forrest Chronicles July 2021

    PRICKLE FORREST CHRONICLES

    By Chrissy Hartmann

    July 2021

    July came in hot and with a bang. Not only firework bangs, but A moving bang. Seems as if got caught up in the hot-hot selling market for home owners. Did manage to snag the condo wanted. Now hopefully, with some updates to the home it will sell with no problem. Let’s hope the month doesn’t go out as a dud. Keep the fingers crossed, this could lead to a full-time job writing. Woohoo! Woohoo!

    Stay tuned for August.

    Happy Independence Day!

    Remember too, Patriots, hold the line. America needs you!

    THE TOP FIVE

    1. Patriots, fireworks, Old Glory, and red, white, and blue!

    2. POTUS 45 rallies.

    3. Saturday morning breakfast out. Yum! Yum!

    4. Packing boxes and moving companies. Yeah baby!

    5. Saturday nights at the Blue Barn Winery. Wine, music, and people. Woohoo!

    WIP IT… WIP IT GOOD…

    To be honest, haven’t worked on the WIP for a few weeks. Packing up the homestead to move. Hope to be situated in the new home by the 28th if all goes well. Did manage to turn in a short story and a memoir for the local library writing contest. Will know results August 2nd. Keep the fingers crossed. Website is coming along. Background pics being designed by Rye Designs. Hope maybe can get Referral for book cover illustrator. But will take suggestions from the readers. Just leave a comment below.

    QUERYING…

    Ha! Not happening for this series. Maybe for the next one, which should be back on the drafting board in January.

    Plan to showcase the talents from the website. Hope to have it up and running by mid August if not September.

    THE CRAFT

    This month’s writing tip…

    Find yourself a great book editor who can edit for plot holes. Nothing like writing a book and then sending it off to a line editor to find out there’s major plot holes. Not a common thing here, but it does happen. Even a group of beta readers can help or a writing group. Writers are great to use if they have time, after all, they know what to look for. Good luck!

    THE HOLIDAYS:

    Boom! Boom! Boom! Fourth of July Independence Day lit up the sky around here. Will miss living so close to the fireworks. Compliments to the crew who put them on. The WCFD did an excellent job.

    Only other holiday worth celebrating right now is the potential move. Still ready to host a packing/moving party. No takers yet, but the local moving company. Somehow, don’t think they’ll appreciate getting paid in pizza and beer. Or will they? So other than celebrating the birth of the nation, a slow month for celebrating. But that’s okay. Moving in July works out for the social schedule. But havoc on the writing one.

    THE BOOKSHELF:

    1. The Friendship List by Susan Mallery

    2. Love for Beginners by Jill Shalvis

    3. William Shakespeare’s Star Wars Books 4-6 by Ian Doescher

    SEASONAL FAVORITES:

    SEASON: Summer

    SPORTS: Definitely not MLB. Not after the Cleveland Indians changed their name.

    COLOR: Dark Brown, pink, wine, gold, and green. New bedspread colors.

    CAUSE: The Seeing Eye

    SONG: Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden

    FOOD: Bacon-cheese stuffed potato skins. Yummy!

    Cold DRINK: Mai-Tai. Spiced Rum, fresh pineapple juice, and orange curacao. Oh boy!

    FLOWER: Daisies and roses…better yet…both!

    DID YOU KNOW…

    Dexcom G6 is a fabulous continuous glucose monitor. No more finger pricks. This is almost like having the pancreas working on its own again. Provides a lot of freedom. One quick look at the iPhone app to see the blood sugar and you’re good to go. And if you want to dress your CGM up why not try an overlay patch from Expression Med?

    Lots of great designs. Puppy paws, flowers, flags, shamrocks, etc. Check them out with the link below and get $5 off your firsts order. Hopefully you’ll love them too.

    PRICKLERS OF THE MONTH…

    • Government officials trying to put the kybosh on firework displays. Shame on you!

    • Domestic violence. Put the loser in jail!

    • Hot real estate market. Ha! Market in reality not so hot.

    • Mosquitos. And more mosquitos.

    THEY SAID…

    In their hearts, humans plan their course, but God establishes their steps.

    – Proverbs 16:9

    HOMETOWN UPDATE…

    • Looks as if the hot hot real estate market is slowing. For sale signs up all over the place.

    • City not spraying yet for mosquitos n the neighborhoods and they are terrible this year.

    • Talk about building a combined grade school and junior high.

    • New housing development of really expensive houses approved near the Oak Hill area, $250,000 or more.

    • New housing development approved for the Melrose Drive area, houses ranging from 125,000 to 200,000… maybe more.

    INQUISITIVE MINDS…

    The Muses want to know… Do you prefer the big colorful boomers or the lower sparkler-type fireworks?

    Please leave your comment below. Thanks!

    GOOSING OFF…

    Goosie & Gander spent quite a few days dressed patriotically with July 4th. Then they moved on to a flowery type of theme with roses. Finally They geared up more toward summer with beach days.

    Not too many days to celebrate since their outfits were packed away. Fall coming soon so look for more pics then.

    FIND ME…

    Twitter: Chrissy Hartmann @USAWriter355

    Facebook:

    https://www.facebook.com/USAWriter355

    WEBSITES:

    Dexcom G6 CGM (Continuous glucose monitor)

    https://dexcom.com/g6

    Goose Outfits by Terri Fredericks

    https://www.facebook.com/gooseoutfitsbyterri

    Goose Dresses and Shirts by Kathy and Kasey Krafts

    www.kathyandkaseykrafts.etsy.com

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    Prickle Forrest LLC © July 2021

  • Prickle Forrest Chronicles August 2021

    PRICKLE FORREST CHRONICLES
    By Chrissy Hartmann
    August 2021

    Woo-wee! Hot days of summer are here. Ohio not going to let anyone down with temps in the 90s along with the humidity. Not me though. Going to stay in the air conditioning to work on a few projects though. But, Ohio does cool down in the evenings so great to sit out on the deck in the evenings. Soon though the fall weather will be hear and will probably wish for the heat again. Hahaha! Nope, not a chance. Love the fall and the colors. Crispy cool air is way better than heat and humidity. If a jungle atmosphere is wanted then will move to Florida. No seriously, love the change of seasons. So even though there are complaints about the heat, do love it at times. So it’s advised you grab a glass of tea, jump on your favorite deckchair, and enjoy a good book… lots of them out their… before the heat puts you to sleep.

    *NOTE: Apologies to the Prickle Forrest Chronicle readers. This newsletter was found in the drafts folder. Apparently the post button didn’t work. So here it is…

    THE TOP FIVE
    1. Blue Barn Winery.
    2. Cover bands.
    3. Cheese plates.
    4. Wine slushies.
    5. Dancing all night long.

    WIP IT… WIP IT GOOD…

    Working hard at getting the novel formatted for Kindle, Google, Apple, and Barns and Noble. Finally narrowed down the book cover. Looks fabulous. Can’t wait to show it off. Haven’t been working on the sequel for a while. Hopefully soon though. If memory serves correct, almost to the half way mark. But with selling the house it’s been difficult to work on. Hopefully can get it done with NaNoWriMo coming up.
    Woohoo! Did get some great news.
    Won the fiction and memoir categories for short stories for the WCPL “Imagine Your Story” writing contest. Stories will be posted in the Wayne County Bargain Hunter and the Wooster Weekly News publications starting October 2nd and all winners will have their stories published in an anthology, which all the libraries in the county will carry. Authors get a copy too. So now, you’re reading works from an award-winning published author. Woohoo! Woohoo!

    QUERYING…

    Do Indi authors query anymore? Might query future books, but only query if a publisher looks good. If self-publishing can get the novels on to Amazon, Apple, Google, Barns and Noble, etc., then why go with a publisher who takes practically all your profits?

    THE CRAFT

    This month’s writing tip…

    Learn grammar and how to punctuate for your genre. Lots of great books out there and websites to help you out with this. Check out one such fun book as

    “Kiss My Asterisks” by Jenny Baranick
    and the following website Grammar Girl :: Quick and Dirty Tips ™ .

    THE HOLIDAYS:

    No real celebrations this month… or none we could participate in due to all the house showings that are scheduled. But is going back to school considered a holiday? Will celebrate that with a day of shopping and eating out. Prefer to do it on “no tax” day.
    A certain soon-to-be senior doesn’t think back to school should be celebrated. Ha! Too bad. Parents around the world wouldn’t agree.

    THE BOOKSHELF:
    1. Kiss My asterisks by Jenny Baranick.
    2. The Reformation of Nate Adare by Max Willi Fischer
    3. Family Guardian by Laurie Alice Eakes

    SEASONAL FAVORITES:

    SEASON: Summer… Hot! Hot! Hot!
    SPORTS: Still boycotting all… idiots!
    COLOR: Dark Brown… think fudge!
    CAUSE: The Seeing Eye Ruff! Ruff!
    SONG: Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden Aww!
    FOOD: Stuffed baby bella mushrooms. Yummy!
    DRINK: Arnold Palmer ice tea with lemonade… Refreshing!
    FLOWER: Daisies and roses…better yet…both!

    DID YOU KNOW…

    Dexcom G6 is a fabulous continuous glucose monitor. No more finger pricks. This is almost like having the pancreas working on its own again. Provides a lot of freedom. One quick look at the iPhone app to see the blood sugar and you’re good to go. And if you want to dress your CGM up why not try an overlay patch from Expression Med?
    Lots of great designs. Puppy paws, flowers, flags, shamrocks, etc. Check them out with the link below and get $5 off your firsts order. Hopefully you’ll love them too.

    PRICKLERS OF THE MONTH…

    * Mask mandates.
    * Vaccinations.
    * Fake news regarding medicines that work.
    * Inaccessible software.
    * Mockingbird media.

    THEY SAID…

    This month’s quote is by
    George Washington
    “The time is near at hand, which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves.”

    HOMETOWN UPDATE…

    * Wooster City Schools requiring all students and staff to mask up for the school year. Wayne county Schools Career Center not requiring masks. Student and staff choice.
    * College of Wooster requiring vaccine to attend college.
    * Everything Rubbermaid closing.
    * Lots and lots of jobs open in Wooster.

    INQUISITIVE MINDS…

    The Muses want to know… Do you prefer…
    Hard covers? Paperbacks? Or Digital?

    Please leave your comment below. Thanks!

    GOOSING OFF…

    Goosie & Gander unfortunately have had all their clothes packed up for a possible move. Sorry no pictures this month for the two. Look for them in September. Thanks!

    FIND ME…

    Twitter: Chrissy Hartmann @USAWriter355

    Facebook:
    https://www.facebook.com/USAWriter355

    WEBSITES:

    Dexcom G6 CGM (Continuous glucose monitor)
    https://dexcom.com/g6

    Goose Outfits by Terri Fredericks
    https://www.facebook.com/gooseoutfitsbyterri

    Goose Dresses and Shirts by Kathy and Kasey Krafts
    http://www.kathyandkaseykrafts.etsy.com

    The Seeing Eye
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    Prickle Forrest LLC (c) August 2021

  • Prickle Forrest Chronicles June 2021

    PRICKLE FORREST CHRONICLES

    By Chrissy Hartmann

    June 2021

    Coming near you… Hot! Hot! Hot!

    Things are getting hot! Mother Nature brought the month in with a few rainstorms, but probably a last minute fillip for her plants and trees. Forecasters predicting the summer to rank as one of the hottest ones around. So far so good, but maybe that news comes from the political forecasters. No matter what… Rain or sunshine, it’s time to get outside and breathe the fresh air. Grab some natural vitamin D and get some exercise. Don’t hesitate to support the local farmers. You’ll love their stuff and they love providing it to you. And remember a healthy body helps with creativity. Write to your content. Read for enjoyment. Just do it!

    Have a happy June!

    PS. Yes, we know PFC is late again…but at least it’s here. July’s issue coming soon. Real soon. Enjoy!

    THE TOP FIVE

    1. Schools out… Graduation.

    2. Summer sunshine…Natural Vitamin D… Hot! Hot! Hot!

    3. Flag Day… And 45s birthday!

    4. Roses… Beautiful, just beautiful!

    5. Farmers markets… healthy food to your body’s content!

    WIP IT… WIP IT GOOD…

    Found out the library is having a writing contest. Hopefully the short story submitted will place. Still working on part one of book II. Trying to decide if second person point of view for part of it would be worth doing. Probably will have to push back book launch. Still can’t get ahold of a book cover artist. Hmm? Although the graphic artist in the family is working on one for the short stories that will hopefully be launched by the fall. And yes, going to submit to the EQMM once a good short story editor is located. Website not up yet, looking like July will be the launch time. But don’t hold your breath.

    QUERYING…

    Okay, not querying the novel but the short stories are a different matter. Inspired by the favorite short story author, Marilyn Todd, hopefully her words of wisdom will help to figure out things. Keeping fingers crossed.

    THE CRAFT

    This month’s writing tip…

    There’s never too much to learn about editing your own work. The more you can do, the less you’ll be dependent on others to show you your mistakes. So, get that grammar and punctuation hammered out and the only thing you’ll need to worry about is plot holes… hopefully!

    THE HOLIDAYS:

    A packed month for celebrating…

    First, the unmasking of Ohio on the 2nd. Woohoo! Woohoo!

    Second, graduation for all the senior high school kids in the area. Woohoo! Personally attended a number of parties. Lots of good food and happy seniors. One more year for this household. Let’s hope a better school year for the seniors of 2022. No repeats!

    Next, celebrated a certain sister-in-law’s 60th birthday by dining out at the Old Jaole restaurant. Top quality fine dining and the atmosphere fantastic eating in the remodeled jail cells. Steaks tempted the palate for most, but a salmon did make its way to at least one of the partygoers. Yummy!

    Next, Flag Day. Rotary Club had the city all spruced up with American flags in practically everyone’s yards. Old Glory looking fantastic as usual!

    And finally with June 21st hitting, summer officially started. Pools opened a few weeks back, but weather’s not cooperating to the fullest, so now that it’s officially summer, Mother Nature has kicked it into gear. Yeah baby! Grab the suntan lotion and the towels. Ready for the sun!

    The BOOKSHELF:

    1. The Vineyard At Painted Moon by Susan Mallery

    2. The Book of God; The bible as a novel by Walter Wangerin

    3. Seven Day Apple Cider Vinegar Cleanse; Lose up to 15 pounds in 7 days and turn your body into a fat burning machine by Jennifer J Smith

    SEASONAL FAVORITES:

    SEASON: Summer

    SPORTS TEAM: Golf… Fore! Way to go Phil! PGA champ!

    COLOR: Dark Brown and white. Reminds one of ice cream and chocolate. Oooo!

    CAUSE: The Seeing Eye… Ruff! Ruff!

    SONG: Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden

    FOOD: Salads. Fresh salads straight from the garden. Yummy!

    Cold DRINK: Iced apple cider vinegar water and iced lemon water. Refreshing!

    FLOWER: Daisies and roses…better yet…both!

    DID YOU KNOW…

    Dexcom G6 is a fabulous continuous glucose monitor. No more finger pricks. This is almost like having the pancreas working on its own again. Provides a lot of freedom. One quick look at the iPhone app to see the blood sugar and you’re good to go. And if you want to dress your CGM up why not try an overlay patch from Expression Med?

    Lots of great designs. Puppy paws, flowers, flags, shamrocks, etc. Check them out with the link and get $5 off your firsts order. Hopefully you’ll love them too.

    PRICKLERS OF THE MONTH…

    • Fake vaccines. Makers of the fake vaccines… BIOWEAPONS!

    • BLM and ANtifa. Socialists and Marxists.

    • Biden’s executive orders.

    • The Central Bank. Manipulation of the stock market. Inflation.

    • Illegal immigration. Incomplete border wall.

    THEY SAID…

    This month’s quote is by

    Psalm 91:2

    “I will say of the Lord, he is my refuge and my fortress and my God in who I trust.”

    HOMETOWN UPDATE:

    • Masks came off June 2nd. Woohoo!

    • Wooster decorated for Flag day thanks to the Rotary Club.

    • Wooster High School graduation moved back to 11 am due to the heat wave rolling in.

    • Housing market crazy here. Condos sold in a day or two. Market great for the seller, buyers not so much.

    • A new Italian restaurant going in downtown Woo, which will also host a couple of loft apartments.

    • Penn Station still not here yet, but word out is that it’s coming.

    • College of Wooster on summer break. Summer camps looking doubtful.

    • No word on next month’s fireworks celebration.

    • Jobs plentiful and businesses desperate for help. Wages up to about 15 an hour. Unemployment stimulus bonus ends on the 26th or possibly sooner.

    INQUISITIVE MINDS…

    The Muses want to know… Do you prefer reading plots about hot steamy romances or plots with a sweet romantic touch and a hot storyline?

    Please leave your comments below. Thanks!

    GOOSING OFF…

    Goosie & Gander

    Our fowl feathered friends started the month off celebrating graduation for Wooster High School. Woohoo!

    Then jaunted off to a 60th birthday party Where they enjoyed a fabulous salmon dinner. Yummy!

    They ventured out to the rose garden and found themselves a few to sniff and vase up.

    Flag day rolled in along with a special birthday for their favorite number, 45.

    And with the first day of summer on the 21st they made themselves ready to venture to the nearest waterhole. The local pools beware, the geese paddling in a pool near you soon…very soon!

    Finally, they wished our Scout farewell for the last summer camp as a Boy Scout. Next stop Eagle rank. Woohoo!

    FIND ME…

    Twitter: Chrissy Hartmann @USAWriter355

    Facebook:

    https://www.facebook.com/USAWriter355

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    Prickle Forrest Creations 30June2021©

  • Prickle Forrest Chronicles May 2021

    PRICKLE FORREST CHRONICLES

    By Chrissy Hartmann

    May 2021

    Holy smokes! It’s May. Wow! The flowers are blooming. The weather is warming up. School is almost out. And summer is just around the corner. Woohoo! Woohoo!

    Now if America would just wake up and get back on track. It’s time to open up. So pull off those damn masks and fling open your doors, let’s get this economy back on track and show the world how we capitalist can make a difference.

    And if you are having trouble deciding on what to do, well get over it and just get going. America needs you, and so does the world!

    Where we go one, we go all!

    THE TOP FIVE

    1. Kentucky Derby.

    2. Blooming flowers.

    3. Star Wars

    4. Memorial Day.

    5. End of the school year

    WIP IT… WIP IT GOOD…

    Still working on the website. Still looking for a book cover artist. And still working on the sequel to RESCUING WHISKEY’S SALVATION. Also writing short short romance stories to put on kindle. Hopefully will have one by July, but again need a book cover artist. Ugh! Checking into one mystery magazine to publish a short story. Hopefully will hear back from them about the submission soon. Keeping the fingers crossed.

    QUERYING…

    Not querying the next two books, going to self-publish. But will be querying the short stories. Got the idea to do this from the favorite short story author Marilyn Todd, and by the way, she writes pretty awesome novels too. You can find her short stories in the Elery Queen Mystery Magazine.

    THE CRAFT

    This month’s writing tip…

    Expand your horizons. Write to your hearts content. Put out a newsletter, write a short story, tackle a novel, or do all of the above, just don’t stop. Write! Write! Write!

    THE HOLIDAYS:

    Okay, some may think horseracing is not a holiday, but when it comes to the Kentucky Derby its one in this household. Although much disappointment settled in when a certain Medina Spirit tested positive for drugs. Really? Come on. Does everyone have to cheat to win? First the 2020 election, now the Kentucky Derby? OMG!

    Besides the derby the only major holiday to celebrate came at the end. Memorial Day. Not a holiday to go out and whoop it up, but definitely one to get together with friends and family and remember those in the military who died for our freedom. That’s right folks. They died for freedom… Our freedom. Don’t forget it!

    Big-big heart-felt thanks to all those who served and perished. Your effort was not done in vain. Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

    God Bless America. And God Bless Our Military! Amen!

    MY BOOKSHELF:

    1. The Writers Body Lexicon by Kathy Steineman

    2. GMC: Goal, Motivation, and Conflict by Debra Dixon

    3. Read Books All Day And Get paid For It: The Business of Book Coaching by Jennie Nash

    SEASONAL FAVORITES:

    SEASON:

    SPORTS TEAM: Still boycotting. Boo!

    COLOR: Floral print…especially those sassy little daisy’s.

    CAUSE: The Seeing Eye. Ruff Ruff!

    SONG: Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden

    FOOD: Cranberry, walnut, chicken salad sandwiches. Yummy!

    HOT DRINK: Pine needle tea. Yummy!

    FLOWER: tulips, daisies, and roses… better yet…all three!

    DID YOU KNOW…

    Dexcom G6 is a fabulous continuous glucose monitor. No more finger pricks. This is almost like having the pancreas working on its own again. Provides a lot of freedom. One quick look at the iPhone app to see the blood sugar and you’re good to go. And if you want to dress your CGM up why not try an overlay patch from Expression Med?

    Lots of great designs. Puppy paws, flowers, flags, shamrocks, etc. Check them out with the link and get $5 off your firsts order. Hopefully you’ll love them too.

    PRICKLERS OF THE MONTH…

    • Experimental drug inoculations… the COVID “fake” vaccines.

    • M-spike proteins. Wuhan Laboratory, Dr. Fauci, Bill Gates.

    • Allergies.

    •Masks, vaccine passports.

    • global elite – the reset community.

    THEY SAID…

    This month’s quote is by Maya Angelou

    You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated.”

    HOMETOWN UPDATE:

    • Wooster High School seniors graduate on May 28th. Weird it’s on a Friday this year, but then again what hasn’t been weird about this school year.

    • Town is buzzing about the lifting of the state mask mandate on June 2nd. Woohoo! Woohoo!

    • Talk about consolidating the schools. One high school, one middle school, and one grade school. There’s a new superintendent for WCS so will have to wait and see. Personally don’t like the idea, sounds socialistic.

    INQUISITIVE MINDS…

    The Muses want to know… Do you prefer…Romances with open door sex scenes or closed door ones?

    Please comment below.

    GOOSING OFF…

    Goosie & Gander started the Month out with celebrating Star Wars with May 4th. Then galloped on to celebrate the Kentucky Derby. Then went to a frog-jumping contest, played with some flowers, and ended the month paying respect to remember our soldiers. Next month summer is coming at us hot and with full force, so stay tuned…

    FIND ME…

    Twitter: Chrissy Hartmann @USAWriter355

    Facebook:

    https://www.facebook.com/USAWriter355

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  • Prickle forrest Chronicles April 2021

    

    PRICKLE FORREST CHRONICLES

    By Chrissy Hartmann

    April 2020

    Raindrops keep falling on… everything! Welcome back April spring. The sunshine is managing to peek through. Vitamin D in lots of demand especially after the past winter.

    Good time to get outside with the tablet to type some. The fresh air will do a body good! And lets not forget to haul all the Easter candy out there too. Nothing like eating dark chocolate raspberry creams to get the endorphins flowing while typing.

    Happy spring!

    P.S. And yes the April chronicle is a bit late… but its out. Sorry!

    THE TOP FIVE

    1. Easter – family celebration – resurrection of Jesus Christ , Lord and Savior – Woohoo!

    2. Rain. When it comes, flowers follow. Beautiful, just beautiful!

    3. HCQ. Hydroxychloroquine. The real cure for COVID—19.

    4. Patriots – Q – Hold the Line.

    5. Truth — more truth – America strong!

    WIP IT… WIP IT GOOD…

    Working on RWS2. Need to find a book cover designer for RWS. Website will hopefully be up soon, but only if the censorship gets figured out. Regardless of where the RWS books will be hosted at, there will be a website. So do need a book for it and one with a kick ass cover. Hahaha! Found some great pics and designs for the website. Even got a logo for the brand. Awesome design! Checking out merch ideas to sell from there along with the book. Act 1 is almost done for RWS2. Hopefully by the end of the month. Still shooting to have the novel done by fall. But do need to find a book cover designer first! Would like to use the graphic arts designer, but due to a full schedule not possible right now.

    QUERYING…

    Found one more agency and a publisher to submit to. Will keep the fingers crossed, but doubts of the novel picked up by them are slim. Probably not woke enough. Ugh!

    THE CRAFT

    This month’s writing tip…

    If you plan to go with a website, the best advice would be to get your own. Yes, getting analytic boost to your own website with the other author’s readers clicking on the site would be wonderful if you go with a multi-author website. But too many opinions on what should and shouldn’t be done.

    Differences in opinion can be found with book covers, rating and nonrating age appropriateness, and content, and let’s not forget the genre.

    Not projecting here, but when believing in the 1st amendment and upholding it with a bunch of anti-1st amendment people is tiresome. Seriously doubting this now…

    THE HOLIDAYS:

    Easter came in with the blessing of a beautiful day and time spent with the family. No Easter egg hunts this year though. The 17-year-old not thrilled to participate any more. Bummer! But did manage to venture out Easter weekend to Harry London Chocolates and get a box or two. Love the dark chocolate raspberry creams. Delicious!

    MY BOOKSHELF:

    1. Romance Tropes and hooks Romance Writers bookshelf book 1 by Karen Winter

    2. The Short Story Romance Book: How I make over $1000 a month writing short story romance by Hope Ford

    3. How to write short romance Kindle books: A complete guide to Kindle publishing Fast track guides book 1 by Nina Harrington

    SEASONAL FAVORITES:

    SEASON: Spring

    SPORTS TEAM: Boycotting all right now. Boo!

    COLOR: Vibrant Easter colors of purple, pink, blue, green, and orange. Wow!

    CAUSE: The Seeing Eye Ruff ruff!

    SONG: Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden Aw!

    FOOD: Harry London’s Chocolates, especially the dark chocolate raspberry creams. Yummy!

    BEVERAGE: V8 Energy mango peach. Yeah baby!

    FLOWER: Daisies and roses…better yet…both!

    DID YOU KNOW…

    Dexcom G6 is a fabulous continuous glucose monitor. No more finger pricks. This is almost like having the pancreas working on its own again. Provides a lot of freedom. One quick look at the iPhone app to see the blood sugar and you’re good to go. And if you want to dress your CGM up why not try an overlay patch from Expression Med?

    Lots of great designs. Puppy paws, flowers, flags, shamrocks, etc. Check them out with the link below and get $5 off your firsts order. Hopefully you’ll love them too.

    PRICKLERS OF THE MONTH…

    • Censorship…especially by writers. Go figure. Apparently, they don’t know the 1st amendment.

    • Central Bank – Federal Reserve – Globalists.

    • Mask mandates, lockdowns, and vaccine passports. – Unconstitutional- Violation of Nuremburg Code.

    • Big Tech — meddling in education, voting laws, communication, economy.

    THEY SAID…

    This month’s quote is by

    Benjamin Franklin

    “The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still it is nonsense.”

    HOMETOWN UPDATE:

    • The Everything Rubbermaid Store is closing in May 2021 after 28 years. Bummer!

    • Penn Station rumored to be coming to the north end. Okay, but what is it? Hmm?

    • Wooster City Schools back to regular classes now that spring break is over.

    • Ashland judge rules against mask mandate… will Wooster townsfolk use the new precedent to follow in their footsteps?

    INQUISITIVE MINDS…

    The Muses want to know…

    Do you prefer spicy or fruit-flavored jellybeans?

    Leave your preference below in the comments.

    GOOSING OFF…

    Goosie & Gander

    Our fowl-feathered friends started the month off with International children’s book day and what better book than Winnie Pooh’s Adventures to spend the day reading on April 2nd.

    Easter followed on the 4th. They had fun with the bunny and Easter egg hunt. Goosie found at least 3 of the sparkly eggs even though Punkin tried running off with an egg or two.

    Gander’s sick of the lockdown and plans to venture out this summer, but first he practiced up on reading a road map on the 5th.

    On the 10th, the weather could have been a touch warmer for Golfer’s day but Gander didn’t mind as long as he could be out and about. But Gooisie insisted they celebrate National Farm animal day that afternoon visiting her favorite cow.

    Bat appreciation day on the 17th quite entertaining when Goosie and Gander interpreted it in their own way. But they definitely enjoyed Save the Frogs day on the 24th and International Guide Dog day where they managed to sneak in a pic with the resident dog guide, Ms. Winnie on the 28th. May looks to be a promising month of fun for Goosie and Gander. They have a few new outfits coming, so things should be exciting! Stay tuned…

    *

    FIND ME…

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  • Another Book Review

    BOOK REVIEW

    Another bOOK REVIEWED…
    By Chrissy Hartmann
    17 May 2021

    Came across an interesting find a few weeks back. It’s only been now that I’ve had time to write my review.

    Friends shared this book with me, the actual book printed back in 1931 by Alfred Lawson. He was a professional baseball player, businessman in aircraft manufacturing, and what some might call a whacko economist, but he did manage to open up a college called the University of Lawsonomy.

    Lawsonomy is defined as the knowledge of life and everything pertaining thereto. There are three volumes of Lawsonomy: Lawsonomy, Mentality, and The Almighty

    In his first volume of Lawsonomy, I read the following of his books: Direct credits for everybody �1931
    http://www.lawsonomy.org/DCEverybody100.html

    And

    Benefactor – Champions at Skinning the People �
    http://www.lawsonomy.org/Benefactor/ChampionsAtSkinningThePeople/Page1.htm

    And whether people thought he was crazy back in 1931 its possible the man figured just how the DemoRats and the Central Bank are trying to turn America and the rest of the world over to the Globalists today with the great reset.

    Take a look at these, the full versions are online, not many pages to read at all… but they sound so much like what we are going through now. Wow! Sounds like what the Central Bank/ Global Eliteists have been doing all these years to get us to where we are at now.

    I’m not sure what to make of his idea for how to fix it in his book with his 14 points as I’ve not been able to locate the companion book online to share with you and read for myself. I do have a printed version of it though that goes into more detail on how to better understand the 14 points Its called: Elucidation of the 14 points and Lawson’s Olympia address . �1934

    Hoping to scan it into the computer or ask the University of Lawsonomy if they will post it online.

    Regardless, the thought of the media and other economists calling him a whacko, the man makes a great point. And it’s the closest thing I’ve seen as blueprint of how just to destroy a nation.
    Maybe these should be part of the education curiculum so we don’t let it happen again?

    After reading these and going through the university’s website, I’ve come to one conclusion…
    stand up and fight for your country. Get involved with your local, state, and federal governments. Do something! Remember its we the people who have the power! Have faith in this great nation, God didn’t give it to us to lose after only 246 years.

    Don’t let the beacon’s light go out. There’s no other.

    Don’t hesitate to share, knowledge is power… And sometimes a good laugh too!

    Alfred Lawson’s books:
    1. Born Again �1904
    http://www.lawsonomy.org/BornAgain100.html

    2. Direct Credits for Everybody �1931
    http://www.lawsonomy.org/DCEverybody100.html

    3. Elucidation of the 14 points and Lawson’s Olympia address �1934 (Sequel to book #2)

    4. Benefactors: Champions at Skinning the People �
    http://www.lawsonomy.org/Benefactor/ChampionsAtSkinningThePeople/Page1.htm

    5. Finance is the Bunk �
    http://www.lawsonomy.org/Benefactor/FinanceIsTheBunk/Page1.htm

    For questions regarding Lawsonomy contact the University of Lawsonomy, mail to: UofL@Lawsonomy.org.

    A definite ***** read.
    Its a quick read and direct and to the point. The only thing they might do is update it. Otherwise well worth the hour or so to read it.

    #wwg1wga
    Prickle Forrest Creations 17May2021

  • Prickle Forrest Chronicles March 2021

    PRICKLE FORREST CHRONICLES

    By Chrissy Hartmann

    March 2021

    It is madness. Pure madness. Its begun. Spring is in the air. Birds are chirping. The snow’s disappeared. The temperatures are warming. People are shedding their coats. Everyone has spring fever and rightfully so.

    Lockdowns do not work. Masks do not work. Hell, it is looking like vaccines do not work either.

    Fear is overrated. Truth will set you free.

    Call it madness, but its one thing we love other than a good book.

    So enjoy your life. Normal is back! Keep the faith. Never give up hope.

    And when all else fails… PRAY!

    THE FABULOUS FIVE

    1. FREEDOM!

    2. Truth. First Amendment.

    3. Lock and load. Second Amendment.

    4. Free and fair elections.

    5. The United States Military.

    WIP IT… WIP IT GOOD…

    Tried really hard to work on the latest WIP, but had commitments to complete first for another author. Got those done now. Back to the WIP. Nothing else to interfere. Hope to have act 1 done by the end of the month. Yes, hopefully this month. Stay tuned for April’s newsletter to see if it turned out that way. Woohoo!

    QUERYING…

    No bites yet. Still sending out a few here and there. With everything happening in this world with cancel culture and the whole woke thing don’t know if working with a publisher would be the best thing right now. Not going to let anyone change the writing style. Agree that everyone should get a say, after all that’s what the 1st Amendment is for. Right? Plus really hate how the publishers dictate the narrative of what is good and what is not. How about just printing the stories and letting the readers decide. Self-publishing seems the best way to go any more.

    THE CRAFT

    This month’s writing tip…

    Check out Margi Lawson’s website. She has great online classes and webinars. Planning to take a few plus plan to enroll in one or two of the writing sprint classes, probably the one Wednesday night. And best thing about that one is its free and you get to meet other writers. Woohoo!

    Check out her website at www.margielawson.com

    THE HOLIDAYS:

    St. Patrick’s Day seemed to pop up and disappear. Definitely not like last year’s when we ventured down to C-Bus and saw the parade and Hit the 1,000,000 book store in German Village. Okay, yes, it is not Irish, but close, right?

    RedPen’s birthday hits at the end of the month. Not sure how to celebrate it yet as Ohio and Florida is more than a drive away. Hmmm? Probably send some flowers. Had a few minor #National Day holidays to celebrate, check out Goosie and Gander’s perspective on those. Remember only 269 shopping days left until Christmas. Woohoo! Woohoo!

    MY BOOKSHELF:

    1. Writing the Intimate Character by Jordan Rosenfeld

    2. Mid-summer Delights by Eloisa James

    3. Through the Bible by Vernon McGee

    SEASONAL FAVORITES:

    SEASON: Spring

    SPORTS TEAM: Cleveland Indians

    COLOR: Dark Brown with pink

    CAUSE: The Seeing Eye

    SONG: Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden

    FOOD: Air fried Garlic pepper grape seed Brussel sprouts with bacon bits- Yummy!

    HOT DRINK: Peppermint tea

    FLOWER: Daisies and roses…better yet…both!

    DID YOU KNOW…

    Dexcom G6 is a fabulous continuous glucose monitor. No more finger pricks. This is almost like having the pancreas working on its own again. Provides a lot of freedom. One quick look at the iPhone app to see the blood sugar and you’re good to go. And if you want to dress your CGM up why not try an overlay patch from Expression Med?

    Lots of great designs. Puppy paws, flowers, flags, shamrocks, etc. Check them out with the link below and get $5 off your firsts order. Hopefully you’ll love them too.

    PRICKLERS OF THE MONTH.

    • COVID-19 A pandemic? Seriously? With a 99%+ survival rate.

    •DemoRats – Firing squad or hanging?

    •Cancel culture – Grow up people!

    •Racism – Segregation – Stupidity!

    • Climate Change – That is right, it changes.

    THEY SAID…

    This month’s quote…

    “It’s none of their business that you have to learn how to write.

    Let them think you were born that way.”

    ― Ernest Hemingway

    HOMETOWN UPDATE

    • Wooster City Schools go back to full time on April 5th. Woohoo!

    • Half the town is mask wearers. The other half not so much.

    •BLM protest disguised by COW students most likely. It fizzled out by the time it hit the square.

    INQUISITIVE MINDS…

    The Muses want to know… Did you wear green on St. Patrick’s Day? If not, did you get pinched?

    GOOSING OFF…

    Goosie & Gander were not thrilled with the weather this month. One day warm then the next cold and rainy. But they managed to survive it keeping entertained with celebrating National pig day on the first with Oink. On the 2nd they observed Dr. Seuss day, then worked on perfecting their vocals with National Anthem day on the 3rd. Oreo Cookie Day on the 6th made for a wonderful treat!

    They learned about butterflies on the 14th, which kept them fluttering around until St. Patrick’s Day on the 17th. National Flower day had Gander doubting the weather on the 21st.

    Besides playing with the flowers and hoping to come across a shamrock or two they managed to corral their puppies and kitten for National Puppy day and cuddle your kitten day. Not tired of the green at all, although they nixed the color when purple day hit on the 26th. Then to end out the month they celebrated Eiffel Tower day on the 31st. OOW-la- la!

    All in all, quite a busy month for our fowl friends. Check out a few of their pics below.

    And they loved it!

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